The Council's Oracle Table

As anyone who knows me, I have always had an affinity for the cubic dice. I'm always looking for ways to use them. So, in this post, I was inspired by Wisdom of Hypatia and created my own table of oracles.

Generating an Oracle

To generate an oracle, you will need either five six-side dice, as they're ubiquitous, or five astragaloi, for the extra flavor. If dice are used, re-roll 2's and 5's. The reason for the re-rolling is astragaloi only have 4 markings, 1; 3; 4; and 6, due to the shape of the talus bone, so we want the effect of a talus bone in this case. Additionally, I created this mysterious "Council", instead of the Greek gods, which seems to add a more mystical aspect to the table.

ResultOracle
5The Council shows you favor
7Where there's a will, there's a way
8The Council favors an assistant
9The harvest of your labor will yield fruit
10For undue customers, strength is weakness.
11You desire offspring of a perfect marriage.
12To avoid harm, run away from the on-coming storms.
13The lamp post reveals all hidden in the darkness.
14The Council helps in this path of yours.
15The Council recognizes blood, sweat, and tears.
16Resistance is tough. Press on.
17Working towards change is an admirable quality.
18It goes well for the one stepping out of the way.
19Gifts come to all who wait.
20There is no profit in wickeness.
21No crops sown goes unrecognized by the Council.
22Victory to the one who completes many trials.
23Remain a friend as the Council speaks true.
24You and your friends will have a great parting.
25The actions are noble.
26Your carelessness has caused you to blame the Council.
27If you succeed, you will find blessing overflowing.
28Your harvest will be difficult, not fruitful.
30The Council does not show you favor

Once an oracle is generated, if the oracle doesn't meet the desires of the questioner, it may be done up to two times more.

And there you have it! An oracle table befitting a role-playing adventure, a laugh, or some other purposes. I wouldn't place important decisions on it. They are just dice, or talus bones if the choice was made, after all!