Software

I am a programmer. What is a programmer you ask? Here is a pretty old timey definition seen once in a magazine in the lunch room at my dad’s office.

A programmer is a person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of being able to turn out, after innumerable punching, an infinite series of incomprehensive answers calculated with micrometric precisions from vague assumptions based on debatable figures taken from inconclusive documents and carried out on instruments of problematical accuracy by persons of dubious reliability and questionable mentality for the avowed purpose of annoying and confounding a hopelessly defenseless department that was unfortunate enough to ask for the information in the first place.

– IEEE Grid newsmagazine, 1993

This page lists most of the programs that I have made publicly available (outside the entire web site and my open source software), including descriptions. If you feel friendly, buy me some tea by using the widget on the side panel!